The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
All the doctor said was why
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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