I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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