her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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