I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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