Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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