I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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