how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I hope mine doesn't look like that
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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