if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
