I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
