How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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