Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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