I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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