Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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