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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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