The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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