I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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