You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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