Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
