I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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