I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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