I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She tied me up with her honor cords...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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