fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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