I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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