I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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