the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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