You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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