Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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