I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
