If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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