So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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