Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You made out with two different species that night
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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