Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have feelings that need drinking.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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