ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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