so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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