chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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