we have pet lesbian snakes
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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