so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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