ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You don't make any sense
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