that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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