everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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