Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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