I love black thongs
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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