I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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