singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wish my penis had a tongue
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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