shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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