4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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