I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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