All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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