Fuck appropriateness.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize