She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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