I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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