I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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