You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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