Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ttyl tear gas
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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