Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
This is classic penis vs brain.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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