Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
