then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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