I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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