haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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