I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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