I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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